Crayon Eater Classic

For the few. The proud. The ones who thought the red crayon tasted like cherry. Introducing the Crayon Eater Classic. Proudly hand-drawn in combat-ready kindergarten script. Whether you were the fireteam artist or just needed a snack during field ops, this shirt is a tribute to every devil dog who ever caught hell for coloring outside the lines (and then eating them).

Veteran-owned. Offensively accurate. Tastes like freedom.

• 100% combed cotton

• Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose

• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (150.25 g/m²)

• Yarn diameter: 28 singles

• Pre-shrunk

• Regular fit

• Crew neck

• Side-seamed construction

• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem

• Ribbed collar

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!